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The Onion: Abortion Law Requires Women to Paint Nursery
Inspired by Oklahoma's intrusive legislation surrounding abortion — one piece puts a woman's personal details online and the other requires women to view an ultrasound before they can terminate a pregnancy — The Onion imagines what could come next. In this video, commentators discuss a "law" that requires women to paint a nursery and name their unborn children before they can get abortions. Of course, one pundit doesn't think this goes far enough, saying: "She should be required to sit in the nursery at least an hour per day, surrounded by baby booties and pacifiers, so she won't regret rushing to a decision later."Speed Read! Late Night Wars Almost Over
- Conan O'Brien reportedly leaving NBC with payout — The Daily Beast
- Papa don't preach? Man says he's Madonna's 36-year-old son — Jezebel
- Gay marriage would be good for economy — The Awl
- Meanwhile, stats show less divorce in states that don't ban gay marriage — Feministing
- Where in the world is Tiger Woods? Mississippi?
Do, Dump, or Marry? Conan O'Brien
He feels compelled to apologize for his hair, is prone to sunburning, and does bear a striking resemblance to the president of Finland, but there's something about Conan O'Brien that makes him lovable. Maybe it's his spontaneously silly and often sweetly self-deprecating brand of humor. While we wait to find out Conan's future on television, I want your answer to a more pressing question: would you like to do, dump, or marry Conan?Flashback: Underwear Ad Exposes Innocent Paper Doll
The idea of trying on underwear before you buy (or don't buy) is pretty gross, so this vintage ad calls on you to clip out miniature undergarments and see how great they look on the paper doll instead. The panties are pretty cute, if not generously sized, and only $1 a pair — but the uncomfortable polyester blend would make me second guess a purchase. And it's too bad the ad doesn't come with a shirt to put on this poor woman!Grab Bag! Boys Who Like Girls Who Like Beer
- Study reveals: men like women who drink beer — Lemondrop
- Carrying three condoms in DC makes you a prostitute — The Frisky
- Is sex on your to-do list? — LilSugar
- "Lamblike" vs. "American style" orgasms — Jezebel
- How to turn good sex into great sex — Glamour
- But don't get too excited: relationships based on sex might not last — YourTango
Nerds Gone Wild: Love Triangle Uncovered at the White House
White House Budget Director and DC "hottie" (he's not quite my type) Peter Orszag is making headlines for a mild sex scandal. Peter's whirlwind romance with ABC reporter Bianna Golodryga made headlines when he proposed to her after seven months of dating. But that wasn't the whole story.Speed Read! NBC Loves Jay More than Conan?
- NBC might give Jay Leno back his 11:30 time slot, poor Conan — BuzzSugar
- Mo'Nique thinks her Precious performance speaks for itself — New York Times
- Does Tiger Woods swing his club both ways? — New York Daily News
- Life as a TSA employee is about to become much more entertaining — The Awl
- Why H&M; destroys new clothes instead of donating — Double X
- The next season of Big Love will get political — LA Times
7 Pickup Lines From ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love
You know what would make a great show to put on after The Bachelor? Thirty men on a conveyor belt while five women — armed with signs that say "interested" and "not interested" — select dates after 60-second pitches. In fact, the premise of this SNL-esque show is not even the worst part!5 Things I Learned From Watching The Bachelor
On last night's The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love, commercial pilot and last season loser Jake Pavelka attempted to find his soul mate among 25 women. Between the "landing strip" jokes, absurd statements, and premature tears (it's the first episode!) I did manage to take away five lessons.
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