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Valentine's Day Cards That Put the Funny in Sexy

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Valentine's Day Cards That Put the Funny in Sexy

February is a-knockin', so you know what that means? Valentine's Day will be here before you know it! If you're paired up for the romantic holiday, it's time to start thinking about how you'll show your loved one you care. One of the simplest ways to get sentimental Feb. 14 is with a Valentine's Day card. We've scoured Etsy for the funniest love notes to give your honey, with everything from cute word plays to sexy innuendos. Check them out now!

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Hugs and kisses! Shark attack ($5)
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Hugs and kisses! Shark attack ($5)

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Let's get it on because Marvin Gaye said so ($4)
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Let's get it on because Marvin Gaye said so ($4)

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I want to kiss your face so hard ($4)
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I want to kiss your face so hard ($4)

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Be mine (in bed) ($4)
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Be mine (in bed) ($4)

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You're my stud muffin ($4)
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You're my stud muffin ($4)

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You're the only wiener for my bun ($5)
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You're the only wiener for my bun ($5)

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Grumpy Cat-inspired valentine ($5)
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Grumpy Cat-inspired valentine ($5)

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I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away ($4)
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I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away ($4)

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You are cordially invited to my no pants party ($4)
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You are cordially invited to my no pants party ($4)

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To my significant otter ($5)
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To my significant otter ($5)

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Let's make babies. Or at least pretend to. Bow chica wow wow ($4)
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Let's make babies. Or at least pretend to. Bow chica wow wow ($4)

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Debbie Downer Valentine's Day card ($4)
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Debbie Downer Valentine's Day card ($4)

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Standoff at walnut caramel chew ($4)
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Standoff at walnut caramel chew ($4)

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I love you with all my boobs . . . I'd say with all my heart, but my boobs are bigger ($4)
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I love you with all my boobs . . . I'd say with all my heart, but my boobs are bigger ($4)

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Love you sh*t head ($6)
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Love you sh*t head ($6)

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Do you have a library card? 'Cause I've been checkin' you out! ($4)
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Do you have a library card? 'Cause I've been checkin' you out! ($4)

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There's something I want to get off my chest ($5)
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There's something I want to get off my chest ($5)

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I chews you ($3)
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I chews you ($3)

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I'd totally shave my legs for you ($4)
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I'd totally shave my legs for you ($4)

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I'd let you hakuna matatas ($4)
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I'd let you hakuna matatas ($4)

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I want to rub my face in your beard ($4)
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I want to rub my face in your beard ($4)

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I like you and fries ($5)
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I like you and fries ($5)

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I hate everybody (but you) ($4)
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I hate everybody (but you) ($4)

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I want to fork the hell out of you! ($5)
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I want to fork the hell out of you! ($5)

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Ron Swanson: All the bacon and eggs in the world . . . have nothing on you ($5)
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Ron Swanson: All the bacon and eggs in the world . . . have nothing on you ($5)

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You know . . . all that Valentine's Day crap ($4)
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You know . . . all that Valentine's Day crap ($4)

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Thanks for saving me from being a crazy cat lady. Now we're crazy cat people ($4)
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Thanks for saving me from being a crazy cat lady. Now we're crazy cat people ($4)

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You make my chest burst ($4)
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You make my chest burst ($4)

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Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite DILF ($6)
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Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite DILF ($6)

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