Is My Girlfriend

We're happy to present this excerpt from one of our favorite sites, HowAboutWe. When you have a question, Google most likely has heard it before. Check out the answers to some of the most frequently asked dating questions that go through everyone's minds.

Google likes to help you along when you’re typing in a question. The handy suggestions it offers are culled from an analysis of the most popular questions posed to the search engine. Because we worry about the people who would ask such questions, we have taken the liberty to answer them.

1. Is my girlfriend pregnant?

Have you had sexual relations with that woman? Was it not just in the Bill Clinton way with her under a desk? Were either of you as short-sighted as our former president, and not use protection? If you answer “Yes” to any of the above questions, there might be a visit to Planned Parenthood in your future. Their waiting rooms are supposed to be great, though!

2. Is my girlfriend attracted to me?

Your girlfriend was attracted to you. That’s how she got to be your girlfriend. Is she still attracted to you? I don’t know. Maybe you should try asking her instead of Google? Make sure to wear your fanciest sweater when you do!

3. Is my girlfriend bipolar?

No. If you stopped being a jerk, worrying whether she’s pregnant and finds you attractive, she wouldn’t have mood swings that you have dubbed “bipolar.” That’s not even a nice thing to ask.

4. Is my girlfriend controlling?

Concentrate and ask again.

For more FAQs, head to HowAboutWe: Google's Most Frequently Asked Relationship Questions Answered

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