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The Rules of Feminism and More Fetch Lessons From Mean Girls

It's Oct. 3, which means it's Mean Girls Appreciation Day, as if we needed a day dedicated to one of the best movies of our lifetime (slight exaggeration).
The Rules of Feminism and More Fetch Lessons From Mean Girls

It's Oct. 3, which means it's Mean Girls Appreciation Day, as if we needed a day dedicated to one of the best movies of our lifetime (slight exaggeration). But seriously, the hilarious film has some poignant lessons on growing up female and being true to yourself, thanks in large part to writer Tina Fey. And The Plastics are even heading to Broadway with a Mean Girls musical on the horizon. To celebrate the timelessness of Mean Girls, we're sharing our favorite lessons on womanhood inspired by the film. The quotable 2004 movie features quite a few gems about friendship, safe sex, and dating your cousin, so take a look for a good laugh!

— Additional reporting by Tara Block

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Leslie Knope-isms For Your Love Life

SNL sweetheart and Tina Fey bestie Amy Poehler returns to our TVs tonight as spitfire Leslie Knope in the season premiere of Parks and Recreation.

SNL sweetheart and Tina Fey bestie Amy Poehler returns to our TVs tonight as spitfire Leslie Knope in the season premiere of Parks and Recreation. We've laughed and cried watching Leslie be an encouraging friend to Ann and Ron, follow her professional dreams, and fall in love with the adorable Ben Wyatt over the course of the show's five seasons. In honor of the show, we're sharing the lessons Leslie — our relationship spirit animal and dream wingwoman — has taught us about love and friendship.

Sandwich bad news between the good.

Share your dating horror stories to help others.

"Relationships are like scuba diving. If you come up too fast, you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were scuba diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends."

You marry the man who says this.

You want to give off the right vibe on a date.

Be willing to love or hate your friend's significant other.

"I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him."

Click here for more Knope.

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Relationship Wisdom From Someone Who Loves Being Divorced

Louis C.K. loves being divorced, so he'd probably make the world's worst marriage counselor.

Louis C.K. loves being divorced, so he'd probably make the world's worst marriage counselor. Then again, the comedian's stand-up performances are loaded with relationship wisdom — on marriage, sex, the differences between the sexes, and why dating is a display of true courage. Below, I've rounded up some of my favorite (tough) love quotes from Louis C.K. on every stage of love and marriage.

On Sex After Marriage

"There's guys thinking of getting married, and I hear them say stuff like 'I don't know if I could have sex with one woman for the rest of my life.' Where are you getting that twisted fantasy? You're not gonna have sex with one woman. You're gonna have sex with zero women."

On Dating as an Act of Bravery

"How do women still go out with guys? When you consider the fact that here is no greater threat to women than men. We're the number one threat to women, globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women. We're the worst thing that ever happens to them. You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease."

On Dating and Sex

"Sometimes you see a date that's later down the line. There's something that happens on a date that I never get to witness, because women do this, they get to do it inside. They get to decide quietly, 'I'm gonna let him f*ck me.' They just get to decide. Something he says, and she's just like 'That was good. I'm gonna let him f*ck me later.' And he has no idea."

On Postcoital Behavior

"After sex, you're looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there and be cool, and the woman wants to cuddle, something that men love to make fun of women for: ''They always wanna cuddle, they're so needy.' . . . She's not needy, you idiot, she's horny! Because you did NOTHING for her. You did absolutely nothing. If you f*ck a woman well, she will leave you alone."

Click here for more words of wisdom from Louis C.K.

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Love and Sex Logic From Emmy-Nominated Characters

The Emmys are Sept.
Love and Sex Logic From Emmy-Nominated Characters

The Emmys are Sept. 22, and there are some pretty talented ladies up for outstanding lead actress and outstanding supporting actress in both the drama and comedy categories. Dramatic actresses like Maggie Smith of Downton Abbey and Mad Men's Christina Hendricks play some of our favorite strong female characters who know a thing or two about love. And we sure wouldn't want to be the ones choosing between the funny ladies, who include Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Lena Dunham! In honor of these women and their interesting, quick-witted, and chuckle-inducing characters, here are some of the best words of wisdom in the love and sex department from Liz, Hannah, Joan, the Dowager Countess, and the rest of the Emmy-nominated female characters!

— Additional reporting by Lisette Mejia

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Famous Women With Alternative Views on Happily Ever After

Cameron Diaz turns 41 today, and if there's one thing the birthday lady is known for (besides her sex appeal), it's how outspoken she is about being a proud single woman.
Famous Women With Alternative Views on Happily Ever After

Cameron Diaz turns 41 today, and if there's one thing the birthday lady is known for (besides her sex appeal), it's how outspoken she is about being a proud single woman. And she's in good company. Not all women are committed to the institution of marriage. With career success, friendships, travel, or other hobbies taking priority, many women don't have bridal on the brain. Or, perhaps experience has helped some decide traditional relationships just won't work for them. Famous women often make headlines when they say "I don't" to marriage, kids, or other trappings of a conventional happily ever after. To balance out mainstream marriage mania, here are a few of the more articulate quotes from celebrities with alternative views on relationships.

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Cameron Diaz Is One Smart and Sexy Single Lady

Happy birthday, Cameron Diaz!
Cameron Diaz Is One Smart and Sexy Single Lady

Happy birthday, Cameron Diaz! The blond bombshell turns 41 today. Cameron, who has packed her Summer filming bikini scenes and taking on a new role as artistic director of Pour La Victoire, is a woman of many talents. And she always impresses us with her honest musings on life and love. While Cameron has a high-profile dating history — including Justin Timberlake and ARod — we love her refreshing take on living it up as a single lady. So in honor of the birthday girl, check out Cameron's best words on sex, dating, and more!

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Gloria Steinem's Best Quotes on Being a Woman

Before Disney princesses were singing about equal pay, feminist journalist Gloria Steinem was marching and speaking out for women's rights.
Gloria Steinem's Best Quotes on Being a Woman

Before Disney princesses were singing about equal pay, feminist journalist Gloria Steinem was marching and speaking out for women's rights. And she continues to be a driving force for the cause. In June, she performed at Chime For Change, a global campaign for girls' and women's empowerment. In February, she made an appearance in the MAKERS documentary, and in 2011, HBO released her documentary Gloria: In Her Own Words. The social and political activist has been an icon for women's rights, having been deeply involved in abortion issues, women's equality, and sex education. In honor of Women's Equality Day today, take a look at some of Gloria's most powerful words on womanhood.

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Think Positive and Thank Instagram

We look to Instagram on the hourly daily for pictures to brighten our day, but it turns out there's something even better on the photo sharing site: pictures fused with quotes.
Think Positive and Thank Instagram

We look to Instagram on the hourly daily for pictures to brighten our day, but it turns out there's something even better on the photo sharing site: pictures fused with quotes. We already brought you aww-inducing love quotes on Instagram, and now it's time for positive messages to lift your spirits. From clichés too good to pass up to original sayings, Instagram has everything for you to turn to if you're stuck in a rut or just want to appreciate all that life has to offer. Click through and, while you're at it, don't forget to follow us on Instagram for even more inspiration!

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12 Reasons We Want to Be Kristen Wiig

Today funny lady Kristen Wiig turns 40, and while we definitely adore the actress for her hilarious Saturday Night Live characters, we're moving beyond the laughs to reveal all the other reasons she's so worthy of a girl crush.

Today funny lady Kristen Wiig turns 40, and while we definitely adore the actress for her hilarious Saturday Night Live characters, we're moving beyond the laughs to reveal all the other reasons she's so worthy of a girl crush. Since leaving the SNL stage behind, she's juggled a variety of onscreen roles that show off both her comedy chops and her more serious side, and in interviews, she's opened up about everything from her teenage years to her vulnerability in a tough industry. With Kristen's enviable dance moves, her insightful quotes, and her low-key attitude about fame, comedy, and fandom, what's not to love? Let's celebrate her 40th with a look at the top reasons we'd love to be more like Kristen Wiig:

1. She Dreamed Big and Made It Come True

In 2013, Kristen told Vanity Fair about her childhood bedroom, which featured a few pop culture posters. "I remember in high school I had two prints on my wall," she said. "One was of the Blues Brothers movie, and it was a really big one. It was like five feet tall. And then the other one was an Academy Awards poster, and it had all of the movies that had won Academy Awards up until that year."

2. She Embraces Her Inner Fangirl

Kristen shared her celebrity obsession with Women's Health in 2009: "For most of my life I wanted to be Olivia Newton-John."

3. She Has Epic Dance Moves

No seriously, they're pretty incredible.

Even Amy Poehler's impressed.

It's the drunk jig that dreams are made of.

4. She's Genuinely Humble

In 2011, Kristen told Interview how she viewed herself, saying, "I never considered myself to be funny — maybe because socially I can be a little shy sometimes. I just didn't think that you could be both."

5. She Represents Women in a Real Way

While promoting Bridesmaids in 2011, Kristen told The Providence Phoenix about the importance of women writers in Hollywood. "If a female writer says that, no, really, this is how women think or, really, this is how women talk, I think people have to start trusting that a little bit."

6. Jon Hamm Finds Her Adorable

Kristen has acted alongside Jon Hamm on the SNL stage and in multiple movies, including Friends With Kids, and Jon had nothing but kind words for the actress when he spoke to Time in 2011. "She has that sadness and vulnerability that comics have but don't always show," he said. "She's also beautiful. She'd be horrified if she knew I was saying that. This is a lady who can wear coconuts on her boobs and talk out of her butt, but as soon as you say she's pretty, she gets super-embarrassed. She's always shrinking into a hoodie or a knit cap and doesn't want to be noticed, which is adorable."

Keep reading for more reasons we want to be like Kristen Wiig.

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The Kristen Wiig Guide to Sex and Dating

Happy birthday, Kristen Wiig — the SNL alum turns 40 today!

Happy birthday, Kristen Wiig — the SNL alum turns 40 today! Kristen never fails to bring us to tears laughing at her ridiculous impersonations on the sketch comedy show, her breakout movie role in Bridesmaids, and pretty much any character she plays on TV or film. As an ode to the funny lady, we're sharing the wisdom we've gleaned from some of Kristen's funniest moments, illustrated with GIFs, of course.

"Never marry a guy who's really into shoes."

It's OK to not want to check out his goods.

Click here for more Wiig!