Funny Vintage Valentines

Funny, Punny (and Often Questionable) Vintage Valentines

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Feb. 14, doesn't always have to be the cheesiest day of the year. But now I have a much-too-sweet treat for those of you who like to hate on the Hallmark holiday — bad vintage valentines! The fact that children were intended to exchange most of these does not make them any better. Warning: lots of bad puns ahead.

A Poetic Janitor
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This little janitor wants to sweep you off your feet.

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Small Fry
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Is it just me, or do both these eggs look like female eggs? We might have a pair of lesbian eggs on our hands.

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No Dirty Talk
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This kid will wash up for you!

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If You'd Pig Me . . .
If You'd Pig Me . . .
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This seems inappropriately suggestive.

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Be Mine . . . or Else!
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He's loaded with love!

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So Corny
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What's worse than a corny question? A corny pun announcing your corny question.

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Darn!
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Nothing's sexier than patched-up socks.

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Playing House
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This one is included mostly for the socks and shoe combo.

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Dear Valentine
Dear Valentine
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Who's the valentine? The girl who lost her pants or the squirrel?

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Cat Lady
Cat Lady
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Musician, bow-tied cats. Can we make them the Valentine's Day version of the Easter Bunny?

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Lucia2310424 Lucia2310424 2 years
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Nancy Einhart Nancy Einhart 2 years
Haha! Why don't they make 'em like this anymore? I want the darned socks one.
Pistil Pistil 3 years
They don't make them like they used to! I still have all my old valentines from grade school packed away.
nylorac nylorac 3 years
where do you get these??? i actually thought they were super cute, and i'd rather give one of these to my boyfriend this year than a regular hallmark card.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 3 years
I absolutely adore vintage Valentine cards! Some of them are weird, but there's a big batch out there that are so incredibly adorable :)
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