20 Bad Vintage Christmas Ads

Cringe-Worthy Christmas Ads From the Past

Merry (almost) Christmas! Vintage ads are often terrible, but these holiday ads take terrible to a new low. Whether it's Santa as a sex object or a cigarette carton for a sleigh, these ads are festive, fun, and totally inappropriate.

Start

Just a little holiday bunny and some Cola.

1 / 20

Wowza!

2 / 20

So natural-looking and easy to make!

3 / 20

Duh.

4 / 20

But of course!

6 / 20

What everyone woman dreams of.

6 / 20

Oh, Santa.

7 / 20

What a man.

8 / 20

That's all!

9 / 20

Cigarettes for the whole gang!

11 / 20

Just what you want under the Christmas tree where the kids can test it out.

11 / 20

Good tips.

12 / 20

A gun for everyone!

13 / 20

Pedophile, anyone?

14 / 20

The couple that smokes together on Christmas stays together.

15 / 20

Santa, tsk tsk.

16 / 20

No, who?

17 / 20

Only for important men.

18 / 20

Well, this looks awkward.

19 / 20

Silver spoons on the Christmas tree, that's a decoration I haven't seen before!

20 / 20
Latest
 Send Feedback