Valentine's Day Single

Give a gal pal this cheeky bling V-Day tee ($35) to wear on Feb. 14.

Give your bestie an antilove song she can belt out in the shower, like Taylor Swift's single "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" ($1).

She might not get roses on Valentine's Day, but you can give your favorite unattached friend the Perfect Man ($7). What's better than that?

Not only does this Deborah Lippmann deep red nail polish ($19) mirror one's dark feelings toward the holiday, it's aptly named "Single Ladies."

Conversation hearts go rogue in this zipper pouch ($10) with sayings like "loser," "you wish," and "be my ex."

"Boo, you whore" embroidery hoop art ($38) is a nod to Mean Girls and an edgy anti-Valentine's Day sentiment — a double whammy!

If your girlfriends think they're unlucky love, give them Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date ($10, originally $14) by Katie Heaney. Katie writes about how she ended up being a single 25-year-old who'd never had a boyfriend . . . or even a second date!

This Galentine's Day card ($4) would make Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation proud.

You don't need a man in your life to enjoy a cold one in this no boyfriends allowed pint glass ($8).

Give this Tina tote bag ($22) to all the smart, strong, sensual women in your life.

When meeting up with your single friends for a drink on Valentine's Day, don't come empty-handed. Pass out these "single" social alert buttons ($3).

You'll have sweet dreams no matter what your relationship status with this romantic comedy mask ($10).

Ms. Betty's Original Bad-Ass Bitch soy candle ($18) is sure to elicit laughs from your girlfriends.

Wear your exes on your sleeve (or under it, rather) with this clever tattoo ($5). Cross him out, move on.

For that friend who needs to get our her aggression, buy this Dammit Doll ($15).

No anti-Valentine's Day get-together is complete without a love stinks banner ($25).

Give a single friend who's not in the mood for a romantic comedy something a little less sentimental, like Fatal Attraction ($13).

A hardened heart can be a beautiful thing, as these black heart earrings ($25) prove.

These Bittersweets conversation hearts ($10) have a funny, antilove spin.

Heartbreaker pistol soaps ($7) are the perfect pink gift with bite for a girlfriend this V-Day.

Come Feb. 14, you might be feeling wicked on a day all about love. These Wizard of Oz wicked witch bookmarks ($48) make for a thoughtful and funny present for any single woman who loves to read.