When Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on her blog, she described their separation as only she could: a "consciously uncoupling." If you, too, are wondering how the queen of Goop would embellish your relationship status with a term equally as . . . Gwyneth, then take our quiz now.
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Where can you be found on a Saturday night?
At game night with your friends
At a bar drinking
In some cutie's bed
On a dinner date
It depends
On the couch watching Netflix
What's your favorite holiday?
New Year's Eve
Halloween
Birthday
St. Patrick's Day
Christmas
Valentine's Day
Pick a pair of sunglasses.
How do you usually meet love interests?
Online dating
Unexpected places
Bars
Facebook
Friends set me up
Craigslist casual encounters
How often do you have sex?
Not very often
Pretty frequently
Never
Sporadically
A LOT
On a regular basis
Which celebrity couple do you relate to?
Which of these is most important to you in a relationship?
Passion and breaking the rules
A sense of comfortable affection
Having our own lives
Making each other laugh
Having the same expectations
Uncomplicated sexual chemistry
Who's your favorite comedian?
What's your dating deal-breaker?
Being clingy
A low sex drive
Not being as into me as I'm into them
Not being willing to commit
Apathy
Cheating
What Would Gwyneth Call Your Relationship Status?
Mindfully Unaccompanied
You are single and loving it. Sure, a relationship would be nice, but right now, you're focusing on your friends and family and getting in plenty of "me" time. Romance is overrated.
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Exultantly Unincumbered
You are either divorced or going through a breakup, and you're ready for a fresh start. Right now, you're just picking up the pieces and figuring out how to take care of numero uno — so meeting someone new isn't quite on your mind yet.
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Flagrantly Exploring
You're unattached, and boy, are there a lot of fish in the sea! You're not looking for anything serious, so you may be dating several people at a time. Hey, you've gotta explore your options.
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Deliberately Partnering
You're in a serious relationship and savoring the fun and excitement of being exclusive with someone you really care about. Things are still on the newish side, so you're still making an effort to put your best foot forward — and that means lots of date nights, sweet surprises, and Saturdays spent in bed.
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Audaciously Flummoxed
You're kinda, sorta seeing someone. Whether it's an on-again, off-again relationship or it's a forbidden romance — like a cousin, ex, or married lover — part of what makes it exciting is how it's a bad idea. It may be a volatile situation, but it's not lacking in passion.
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Connubially Tethered
You are either married or you've been together forever. You're past all the exciting, passionate stuff from the beginning of the relationship, but there's something comforting about just being able to hang out with someone you know loves you. Things may not be perfect, but you're sure you've found the one.
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