Funny Tweets About Cats

by Lisette Mejia 0

These days, being a cat lady is something to shout from the rooftops. Or, if you're a funny lady, something to tweet about from behind your computer screen. We've been sharing ladies' words of wisdom and hilarity every week in Tweets Girls Say, and now we're rounding up some of the best of the best tweets for your end-of-the-year enjoyment. Whether they're talking about their love of cats or their lack of love, this edition is all about their feline-related funniness. Check it out right meow!

Due to my current status I'm going to get cats and name them job, husband and life so I can have all three

— Robyn Macy (@Robyn_Macy) May 24, 2013

Sitting at the bar with a gay man and a bag of cat food. I can't make this shit up. #singlegirlproblems

— Single Girl Problems (@snglegrlprblms) June 26, 2013

Yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes. Both are covered in cat hair.

— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) September 24, 2013

Prominently featured shot of the woman's wedding ring? You're not fooling anyone, cat food commercials.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 23, 2013

"Do you smell that? I smell like wine and my owner's desperation at being a twenty-something cliche." -My cat at her next vet visit.

— Mandi Harris (@MandiHarris) July 18, 2013

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At this point in my dating career, I think it's time to get a starter cat.

— Julia Gazdag (@juliagazdag) August 28, 2013

Just walked into my apartment singing 702's "Where My Girls At," to my cats, if anyone's curious about my relationship status.

— Vanessa King (@manhattancanuck) October 29, 2013

There's a big difference between "woman" and "lady." Cat woman is a sexy super villain. Cat lady is me in 20 years.

— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) October 17, 2013