"I want it on the record, okay? It's a nice dick. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel's penis."
—Mila Kunis talks her Forgetting Sarah Marshall costar Jason Segel in an interview in April's GQ. Though she's now out promoting her new movie Date Night, which opens April 9 and stars Tina Fey and Steve Carell.
Leave it to the condom store Condomania to rank American cities by penis size. And how do they know? By using the most scientific data-gathering method ever: analyzing what size condoms men buy. Because surely men never buy up!
To be fair, Condomania is the only company to sell condoms in 76 sizes, so there men can buy a 72 instead of the king size XXXL. So America, here is your list.
Get the top 10 below!
Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman won't go away. She's on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine, and inside she shames the famous father for his allegedly small penis — way to hit below the belt! She says:
"He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. Tiny, tiny, tiny. I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time."
While most of us don't have the opportunity to embarrass someone in a magazine, we might feel the need to gossip with our friends about what a partner is packing. And I'm sure most men, especially the less endowed, aren't too thrilled about that idea either.
Welcome to Hump Day, TrèsSugar's sex advice column. If you have questions about sex, send them to TrèsSugar, and our friend Dr. Charlie Glickman from Good Vibrations will offer his sound advice!
Today's question:
What are some good techniques to use with a partner who has a relatively small penis?
To see Dr. Glickman's answer, read more
The copy for this ad doesn't really make much sense. This scowling man says he doesn't care about the length of his cigarette, but then goes on to declare that Winston Super Kings give him the extra length he wants. So, maybe in the end size does matter? I'm confused.
On Sunday, HBO debuted its new show Hung , about a washed-up athlete who decides to exploit what he thinks is the one asset he has left — a big penis — by becoming a male escort. Starring Thomas Jane as Ray Drecker, Hung lets it all hang out, so to speak.
It's your turn to let it all hang out. We told you about an online dating service for the well-endowed, and although you guys weren't so keen on the idea, you had a lot to say about penis size. So let me ask you a blunt question — is penis size important enough to you that you might rule someone out if he weren't as big as you wanted? In other words, are you a size queen?
Online dating is all about navigating the cloudy waters of the dating pool to find the perfect romantic partner (or maybe casual sex and good conversation). Best of all, you can immediately avoid any of your personal deal breakers: say, long hair, smoking, or now, a penis less than seven inches long.
7orbetter.com "separates the men from the boys" so you can "concentrate on other qualities in a man without having to wonder if he has what it takes to make you happy."
Of course this is Internet dating — so you'll have to wait until your first date (or longer) to see if the inches given online match the truth!
Earlier this week I posted a comical Internet find: the Condometric, a condom with a ruler printed on it. While I thought it was a funny knick-knack, I realized that I've never asked you how you feel about size below the belt! The debate continues as to whether or not penis size matters, and since the answer depends on who you ask, now's your chance to tell us if it matters to you!
Dear Sugar,
I recently met this guy who seems too good to be true. He's extremely attractive, exactly my type, intelligent, funny and single! We have been on a few dates but have only kissed. Everything seems to be going well, but one thing has been confusing/bothering me. Since one of our first dates, he has been making jokes and comments regarding having a small penis. I asked my friends about it and they figured he was just saying that because it is in fact big, and he wants to make me curious. He made another comment yesterday (probably his fifth) and I just couldn't take it anymore. I questioned him as to why he keeps talking about his small penis and asked if this was a normal joke topic among guys. He told me it wasn't a joke, it was in fact the truth. He said he'd rather I know now, before we have sex (which may happen in the near future) so I'm not surprised.
This attitude is confusing and totally unattractive. I don't know what to think — I've never dealt with a man with a small penis before and definitely not the insecurities that come along with it. I don't know how to react to his jokes, which continued immediately following our "talk." This is odd behavior to me and I'm wondering if this is a normal coping mechanism for guys lacking below the belt. What can I do to make him feel better about himself? — Perplexed Pam
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Men, like women, are often insecure when it comes to sex They’re worried that they can’t satisfy you, they’re worried about finishing too quickly, and they’re worried about what they look like, down there. While I don't necessarily agree that bigger is better when it comes to penis size, I know that many guys have that impression, and thus, can end up feeling worried that they don’t measure up. So ladies, what I want to know is, has he ever asked you how his size compares?
