What Men's Shoes Say About Them

This prepster might not be on a boat, but he wishes he was. He has multiple pairs of boat shoes to accompany his expansive polo collection. He's probably a fraternity bro and considers beer pong a legitimate skill. He might be a little pretentious, but he is a mama’s boy at heart.

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Oxfords are always a visual delight. This man knows about fashion and what a quality shoe can do for you. If you get involved with this lad, just make sure he’s more into you than his precious shoes.

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Yee-haw! This guy loves country music and line dancing. He's a traditional family man who will open your car door and treat you like a lady. If that's something you're looking for, then save a horse and ride a cowboy!

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A man who wears combat boots probably bought them at a thrift store, right after he perused the records at the vinyl shop next door. He's a little hardcore and prefers women with an edge as well. If you have a weakness for bad boys, then be on the lookout for some heavy-duty boots to cross your path.

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Unless he’s at the beach or by a pool, be wary of a man wearing sandals. This guy is laid-back — maybe a little too laid-back when it comes to style. We wish it was Summer all year round too, but that doesn’t mean any guy should bare his pale, hairy feet to the world.

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Although these are called desert boots, you won't find any guy wearing these boots in the desert. You'll find him in a hip city at your coolest neighborhood bar. He cares about fine whisky, craft beer, and maintaining his effortless look.

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A guy who rocks a pair of high-tops, and pulls it off, shows he's got confidence. He is passionate about music and loves to play sports. Just be careful that he doesn't play you, too.

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A man who wears white sneakers is a) your dad or b) someone who has more experience in the library than with a woman. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing: just be prepared to show him a thing or two. He loves math and video games and, if you give him the chance, he could love you.

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If you see a guy sporting a pair of Vans, he's either still in high school or needs a serious wardrobe update. Vans are for guys who kind of care about what they look like but are too lazy to make any effort. If you like a fun makeover project, then this guy is for you!

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These shoes make a statement that you care about the world as well as your appearance. Because TOMS shoes look the same for both men and women, a guy who wears TOMS is comfortable with his sexuality. He takes pride in being comfortable, ethical, and stylish.

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