New Year Someecards

For a Funny '14: New Year Someecards

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Kick off a funny 2014 by sending your lovers and loved ones these witty notes to celebrate the New Year. Take a break from the pressure of finding a New Year's Eve kiss and making New Year's resolutions with saucy and sassy Someecards you'll want to pass along to anyone you know with a sense of humor. Check out our favorites now!

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Pure Selflessness
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My New Year's resolution is to do you more and do me less.

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Ignorance Is Bliss
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.

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Just in Case
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Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.

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Ah, Romance
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.

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Time's a-Tickin'
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I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.

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Good Plan
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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.

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